Odd Birds Are Cool

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and what enables you to laugh at life's realities. -- Dr Seuss

 Once upon a time there was a little egg. It was a white egg, covered in tiny pictures of very happy penguins in scarves and snowflakes. It grew and grew, sort of odd shaped, but it's mother did not worry.

One day, the egg began to shake. Mommy Bird realized it was laughing! Slowly, ever sooo slowly... The baby bird popped out!

Mommy Bird was EVER so happy to meet her baby bird, who was dressed only in a diaper. It giggled and giggled and Mommy Bird joined Baby Bird in the "mest". They snuggled together and read a book. Suddenly, Baby Bird jumped up and started flying! Mommy Bird chased the baby on wing through the house. Oh! They laughed so hard!

Finally, the playtime came to an end. Baby Bird was very sleepy. Mommy Bird changed her baby's diaper and put on her pajamas and off they went to bed. Once in bed, Baby Bird nursed and snuggled to sleep. Mommy Bird smiled happily and snuggled down... and closed her eyes and.... Zzzzzzzzz